Aye! How often do you get the opportunity to own a piece of celebrated Tampa satiric lore! This is Gasparingo, the most feared and revered of all the flamingos to sail the seas in the time of the legendary Gasparilla invasion. And you can own it, just in time for Gasparilla 2026! With cannons booming and flags flying, Captain Gasparingo commands attention on the facade of this massive gem.
This is a unique conversation starter, designed as the center of attention for your office space, but avast, you scurvy scalawag, this is not just art. This is a wildly functional operations center for your home or place of work.
Richly painted in a "Midieval Wine" deep plum finish and comprised of solid wood top and bottom sections, this piece blends serious storage and workspace options with bold, theatrical artistry. The upper hutch commands attention, displaying a visual narrative of Gasparingo's notorious and specious escapades in old Tampa Bay. The lower desk base is adorned by a weathered compass and ancient world maps to guide you through your uncharted journey of creativity. Behind those solid cabinet doors, only you will know the booty lying in yonder cavernous space.
So whether you're plundering dastardly spreadsheets, walking the plank of good fortune, or surfing the dangerous waves of the web, this desk is a treasure chest that you won't find in a big-box store.
Perfect for:
- A home office that refuses to be boring
- A creative studio or writing space
- A boutique, salon, or retail display
- Anyone who wants furniture that sparks dialogue
Heavy, solid, and unapologetically eclectic, this artifact feels like it belongs in an artist's loft, a gothic library, or the home of a historian. if you're tired of bland furniture that makes no statement and want something with presence, utility, and soul, well then...Ahoy, me hearties, this desk delivers all three.
Comparable to custom or gallery furniture and priced accordingly, but open to reasonable offers. Electronic components have not been tested by current owner, but appear to be intact. Dimensions W61" x D27" x H79".